It’s wild af when I’m too depressed to smoke weed.

Out of all of things that have happened in my life, I have genuinely never ever felt worse.

IM SO ANXIOUS AND ITS GETTING TO THE POINT WHERE IDK IF I CAN GO TO WORK

llamagoddessofficial:

some SICK FUCK just responded to a FIVE YEAR OLD COMMENT I left on a Hamilton animatic to say “I don’t actually care about this comment, I just wanted to remind you you had a Hamilton phase 5 years ago”. What kind of MALICIOUS,

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sassychespins:

fr0gt4nk:

yall really get up at 7am and reblog porn

Me waking up @ 7 Am to reblog porn

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flipocrite:

garlic-but-gay:

charlesoberonn:

This is why capitalists like using the mean rather than median.

If I have ten apples and I give them all to one of my ten students, my students have an average of one apple each. Why are nine of them mad at me?

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netherworldpost:

the-haiku-bot:

helloitsbees:

dr-pepsi:

applebutterbabie:

Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.

there was a little guy at the place where they made my grandma’s floor tiles

there was a little

guy at the place where they made

my grandma’s floor tiles

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

via / via / hey everyone I’ve got good news

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ibitedoctors:

animals are so right about nuzzling your face into things

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cadaverkeys:

Im not American so please forgive me if this comes across as rude but when Americans start a sentence with “during the 2016 killer clown craze-” I can’t help myself. Talked about like it was a force of nature. Said with a nonchalant air like its an inevitable part of growing up. The killer clown craze.

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taichouu:

Villain apologist? Nah, I don’t apologize for anyone. What my lover does on his days off is not my business.

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theygender:

Anyone else feel like things have been Very recently? Like it’s all just getting a little Too for me

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peanutpalace-deactivated2023011:

So many idiots have masters degrees maybe I could be the next

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