• my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it

meidosuji:

meidosuji:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

(Source: meidosuji, via smileandtellmeimalright)

It’s really hard to get out of bed today.

dancemiserably:

stumphies:

alexcxplow:

Two polar bears are canoeing in the desert. The first one says to the second one “Where’s your paddle?” The second one replies “Sure does”

"where’s" is a pun on "wears" as in damage, erode, or destroy by friction or use. they’re paddling on sand and its wearing the paddle

KELLY YOU HAVE BEEN FIGURED OUT

(via redrumtea)